Mama Mary's Microwave Pancakes

I probably wouldn't take issue with microwavable pancakes, if only they didn't make the dubious claim that they're actually "Better than homemade!" That's just an insult to my intelligence (not to mention my homemade pancakes), especially considering they're made at a food processing facility in Spartanburg, SC. The serving size pictured on their website packs a whopping 1000+ calories, not including the butter and syrup, or the basket of hand collected eggs to go along with it!