Fantasy Garden Incense: Black Magic

This was a touching dollar store gift from our friend Trevor, with whom we had a partay night on our recent trip to Vancouver! The front of the package features a sensual, Satan worshiping black priestess with frizzed out hair and thick 80s make-up. One hand is donning a large diamond ring over black satin gloves (She must be married to Lucifer!), while the other suggestively strokes her inner thigh. On the back reads this piece of artful copy:

Fantasy Garden incense adds the ideal touch of fragrance to your home, your car, or wherever you like, with scents of fruits, forest, and exotic flowers. Light the tip of a stick, allow the flame to catch, then wave or blow it out. The stick will continue to glow gently and release its fragrance.

But how does Black Magic smell, you may ask? In a word, carnal.