I place I know called Ontario

This is the first Ontario license plate I've seen in Texas and of course the driver did a half-assed job of parking. Keep it between the yellow lines, buddy! You're not in Mississauga anymore!

The way to drive in Texas is to ride your large American-made pick-up truck like a blazing white stallion at 90+ miles per hour down the interstate while weaving back and forth between lanes to keep ahead of the flow of traffic. Or you can do it on a Harley Davidson motorcycle -- but only in shorts, t-shirt and no helmet. Seriously, I've seen bad drivers in Ottawa, arrogant motorists in Montreal, and morons behind the wheel in Boston, but I've never witnessed anyone ride more insanely than these Texas motherfuckers. Right on!