Make Your Move...

Still waiting to make mine. But I will. Expect a full report.

Hummer Vision

This song was inspired by a remote controlled Hummer I rescued from the trash. I had to perform some minor upgrades - bought a new battery and charger, fixed the antenna - but now it purrs like a mountain lion. Or maybe more like a rabid kitten.

Anyway, I figured out how to attach my video camera to the top of the hummer using a bungee cord to obtain true Hummer Vision. This song will be synced with that video, once I have four and a half minutes of footage put together. Imagine being six inches tall and driving around in a remote control car. Fun times!

Click here to download the mp3!

Recorded a new song

Didn't feel like putting this to video.

http://www.distracteddispatches.com/mp3/phonecallsolved-begonia.mp3

Hats off to Allen's Ltd.

The brilliant minds at Allen's Ltd., a Boston-area distiller and blender of fine liquors, have managed to get their hands on a recipe for vodka that still makes money at $10 per 40 ounce bottle. Let's contemplate that for a moment. 25 cents a shot. A mickie of this stuff sells for less than your average energy drink. If I could just get myself a liquor license and a hole in the wall, M.H. Gordon's and I would have the hottest booze joint in town.

I already know what you're thinking; $10 for a 40 ounce bottle?! It must taste like gasoline! Well let me tell you Doubting Thomas, Mr. Smirnoff thinks he's so damn hot with his vile swill? M.H. Gordon's is no more vile than any entry level vodka. Sure, it's probably blended with whatever barrels were kicking in abandoned warehouses of North America. But I guarantee if I pour a jigger into an ounce of orange juice, you wouldn't know the difference.